>>> You dont have to worry anymore because Santa isnt real!..
>>> You dont have to worry anymore because Santa isnt real!..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Make every kid that you know be really, really bad. Then, when Santa comes to your neighboorhood laden with coal, throw a match in his sleigh as it goes by.
Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!
Originally Posted by Big D
You must mean the Easter Bunny. Santa will be captured first in November.
Eater Bunny what's next?
*Light a fire in the fireplace.
*Try real hard to increase global warming therefore making sure Santa's home melts and he drowns before christmas.
*Fly Nait over to the North Pole.
♥ Citrus Fruits ♥
Y SO SRS ?
While I read this read, I can't help but think how lots of you had an awful last christmas. :D
('-'*)/ - "sup"
I did!
*thinks*
I can't remember what i got last christmas....damn.
But I can probably guess it was troutty.
That's why Santa has to die.
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
*shots Santa*
Go on who's gonna miss him?
*gasp*
You shot Santa!
Dammit I wanted to do it!
But thanx!
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
*revives santa*
okay kill him now!
YAY!!!
*gets sniper rifle and shoots Santa*
i'm so content now... :meditate:
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
Now who will give presents at Christmas?
Your parents
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
believ you won't want my oparents as santa!
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