Only 186 days to Christmas! Are you READY?

[Ki Ki]

Nice cookie rite?

I made all by myself. *shines*
I think you might find traces of squirrels in there though.

[Polaris]

Murder!!!!

[Ki Ki]

No.

I was jus baking cookies then this crazy squirrel jumped into the oven.

[Polaris]

Even so!!!!!

You could revive him!

[Ki Ki]

*revives squirrel*

*gives it to Misfit. then Misfit kills it cos she's a huge fan of roadkill.*

[Nait]

*Light a fire in the fireplace.
*Try real hard to increase global warming therefore making sure Santa's home melts and he drowns before christmas.
*Fly Nait over to the North Pole.

I don't see how that would work seeing as how Santa Claus lives in <i>Korvatunturi, Finland</i>. >:O

[Ki Ki]

No way.
It's the north pole.

All the books and movies say so.
But hey we can always fly you to the North Pole then if he's not there we can fly you to Finland.

*gives Nait a cookie*
(now that's for the long trip ahead of you)

[Polaris]

watch out Nait it has probably pieces of squirrels!

[Ki Ki]

ohohoho.

No.That squirrel is gone now.
I think there's a badger in my oven now. Or it could be a racoon. . .

[Polaris]

Have you no shame???

Poor innocent!!!!

You're evil!!

[Leeza]

Ki Ki and Divinity: Stop spamming.