Once this guy and I were getting into it, and he said something about how he is going to be so successful in life, and I kind of rolled my eyes and go
"yes, but success is measured differently by everyone"
and he responded with you
"Well, you know, not pregnant by age 19 *looks at brittany*"
"Hah, Well, you won't have to worry about that, or even attracting the opposite sex, ever. *smile and walk away*"

I showed that a-hole.