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  1. 06-21-2004, 11:45 AM #1
    Nait
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    Default Only 28 days to Christmas! Are you READY?

    Yes, kids, it's time to start packing and change name under the WPP, start a new life and hope ol' Kringle doesn't have the powah to delve deep enough to find you. The fat bastard is already planning on how to infiltrate your home, destroy your privacy and wreck your credit history! So, what can we do to prevent this blatant misuse of the position of Santa Claus? Here are some suggestions:

    1.Poisoned milk or cookies. (America)
    2.Poisoned porridge for Santa's little spies. (the Nordic countries)
    3.Star Wars. (America)
    4.Sand on the road for the sleigh. (the Nordic countries)
    5.Exploding Christmas lights. (Global)
    6.That weird thing they do in England. (England)
    7.The Aussies can show him old reruns of Matlock.

    Pray, continue!
    Last edited by Nait; 06-21-2004 at 12:42 PM.
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