The Classic EoFF'er To Do Checklist

[Shlup]

In almost 4 years I got 78 (77%) of them.

<s>1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).</s>
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
<s>4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.</s>
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
<s>11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.</s>
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
<s>14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.</s>
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
<s>31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.</s>
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… <s>a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or</s> b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
<s>36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.</s>
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or <s>b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.</s>
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
<s>49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.</s>
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
<s>52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.</s>
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / <s>newbie / birthday /</s> tech / <s>coming-and-going</s> forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
<s>58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</s>
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
<s>71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.</s>
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
<s>81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.</s>
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
<s>87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.</s>
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
<s>89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.</s>
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
<s>95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.</s>
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
<s>97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.</s>
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[CloudDragon]

<s>3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.</s> - I'm still waiting...
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon. - Hell, I OWN that thing.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. - Who hasn't?
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
<s>10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.</s> - HE NEVER TOLD ME, I JOINED ON MY OWN
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. - Consider only
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
<s>60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</s> - WHERE IS IT
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. - FRIHET DOES
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[-N-]

Congratulations on alienating 90% of the members here.

[Rase]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[Logan]

This is the third time I've gone through the list and pulled out the ones I've done, due to my computer being a ho.

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition. (was that the quarterfinals? Probably not. Die!)
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist. (though I don’t understand WHY)
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF (long time ago.)
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[Misfit]

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline. (it'll happen somewhat soon ^_^)
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.


yay!

[Daryl]

My list:

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).<b>Rawk! died and was reborn as The Basement. The Village Mist died and was reborn as MajkenGee.com.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.<b>I don't recall if I did, but I probably did not. Heh.</b>
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.<b>I haven't seen any of these for a while, thank goodness.</b>
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.<b>Probably have, not sure.</b>
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.<b>This happened back in the day when I lived at home, so glad I don't have that anymore.</b>
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.<b>Don't recall if I do anymore.</b>
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.<b>*cries* I lost them when that bastard stole my laptop. But I had them for a couple years up until then. ;_;</b>
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[Chaos]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
<s>3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.</s> No, but I've texted him while drunk...
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.


Thats quite a darn few.

Chaos

[§håd0w]

Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
[strike]2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).[/strike]
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
[strike]11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.[/strike]
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
[strike]14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.[/strike]
[strike]15. Be given a cookie by some random member.[/strike]
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
[strike]19. Post your picture in a photo thread.[/strike]
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
[strike]21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.[/strike]
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
[strike]23. Get your name on the EoFF Map[/strike]
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
[strike]27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.[/strike]
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
[strike]33. See Bleys’ Crotch.[/strike] Only when it was on the main banner, mind you.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
[strike]38. Get a LiveJournal[/strike]
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
[strike]41. Try to figure out your post count.[/strike]
[strike]42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.[/strike]
[strike]43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.[/strike]
[strike]44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.[/strike]
[strike]45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.[/strike]
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
[strike]48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.[/strike]
[strike]49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.[/strike]
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
[strike]53. Improve your grammar.[/strike]
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
[strike]66. Play a game in the arcade.[/strike]
[strike]67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.[/strike]
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
[strike]69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF[/strike]
[strike]70. See a forum you never realised even existed.[/strike]
[strike]71. Browse through the General Archive.[/strike]
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
[strike]74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.[/strike]
[strike]75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.[/strike]
[strike]76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.[/strike]
[strike]77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.[/strike]
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
[strike]79. Be corrected by Kishi.[/strike]
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
[strike]85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.[/strike]
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
[strike]91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.[/strike]
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
[strike]100. Mistake someone for the other gender.[/strike]
[strike]101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.[/strike]

Woo, I'm getting there, 31% complete. I will finish this someday mind you.

[Leeza]

<s>1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.</s>
<s>2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).</s>
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
<s>4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.</s>
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
<s>8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.</s>
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
<s>11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.</s>
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
<s>13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.</s>
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
<s>16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.</s>
<s>17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder.</s>
<s>18. Be huggled by Rinoabella.</s>
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
<s>21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.</s>
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
<s>26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.</s>
<s>27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.</s>
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
<s>29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)</s>
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
<s>31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.</s>
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.<b> I think I closed one of these though.</b>
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
<s>39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.</s>
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
<s>44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.</s>
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
<s>47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).</s>
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
<s>55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.</s>
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
<s>58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).</s>
<s>59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.</s>
<s>60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</s>
<s>61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.</s>
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
<s>78. Be insulted by Kishi.</s> <b>Not that I can remember.</b>
<s>79. Be corrected by Kishi.</s> <b>Not that I can remember.</b>
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
<s>81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).</s>
<s>82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.</s>
83. Max out your PM folders.
<s>84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.</s>
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
<s>87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.</s>
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
<s>89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF.</s>
<s>90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.</s>
<s>91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.</s>
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
<s>93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.</s>
<s>94. Get shot by a sniper.</s>
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
<s>96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU.</s>
<s>97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.</s>
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[Fuzakeru]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
53. Improve your grammar.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

I feel so unfufilled.

[Raistlin]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). - although I've never said that I'm leaving forever.

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB. - I am avoiding this one for as long as I can.

7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha). - tGA?!?
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. - I WILL REMEMBER THAT DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE OMG IT WAS AMAZING

35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you. - does that count for me?
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count. - and done

42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism. - good ones

56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF. - does tGA count?

60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony - THE BEST GAME EVER MADE

61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé <s>since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.</s>
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

The rest I haven't done.

[Agent Proto]

<b>1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.</b>
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
<B>3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.</b>
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
<b>7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.</b>
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
<b>12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.</b>
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
<b>17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.</b>
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
<b>30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.</b>
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
<b>38. Get a LiveJournal</b>
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
<b>42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.</b>
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
<b>46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.</b>
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
<b>48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.</b>
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
<b>50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.</b>
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
<b>53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.</b>
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
<b>57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.</b>
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
<b>63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.</b>
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
<b>67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.</b>
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
<b>71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.</b>
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
<b>76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.</b>
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
<b>83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.</b>
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
<b>87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF</b>
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
<b>93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.</b>
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
<b>96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.</b>
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
<b>99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.</b>

Especially the name-changing one. *dies*

[RSL]

Crossed out ones are ones I've done.

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
<del>7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.</del>
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
<del>9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.</del>
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
<del>14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.</del> <b>I used to post in every newbie thread with "Hello, welcome to EoFF. I pretty much ignore newbie threads now.</b>
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
<del>19. Post your picture in a photo thread.</del>
<del>20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.</del>
<del>21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.</del>
<del>22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).</del> <b>I'm at ASC and sometimes fools gold.</b>
<del>23. Get your name on the EoFF Map</del>
<del>24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.</del> <b>It's pop.</b>
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
<del>32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.</del> <b>Just did this in staff last night!</b>
<del>33. See Bleys’ Crotch.</del>
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you. <b>Nope because they haven't!</b>
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
<del>38. Get a LiveJournal</del>
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
<del>42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.</del>
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
<del>56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.</del>
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
<de>60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</del>
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
<de>64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.</del> <b>more like a million</b>
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
<del>66. Play a game in the arcade.</del> <b>I was the snake champion!</b>
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
<del>70. See a forum you never realised even existed.</del> <b>this happened a couple months ago. Then I worked to get it shut down</b>
71. Browse through the General Archive.
<del>72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
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73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
<del>100. Mistake someone for the other gender.</del>
<del>101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.</del> <b>otherwise, what is the point of the thread?</b>

[sephxangel]

7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.

And Last but not least!!!!

101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.