2. Leave forever and come back within three months
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
38. Get a LiveJournal
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.(numberous times)
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

I think I lose.