The Classic EoFF'er To Do Checklist

[m4tt]

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
83. Max out your PM folders.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.
:rolleyes2

[escobert]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[Female Ryuichi]

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha). does bel; count?
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread. Almost
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquired about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’. Three times it is? you may now kiss the bridge xD
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.



I'm so old school and vertanish now..

[Kirobaito]

Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

The crossed out ones are things that I've done.
1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count. And successfully, too.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive. I have about 4.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person. Does leaving a message on Joel's answering machine count?
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned. Well DUH!
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

47/101

[Denmark]

I have the original list in a Word file that gets updated whenever I think of it (and am bored). *attaches*

the bold ones are the ones I've done. the italics are my comments.

[SomethingBig]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
38. Get a LiveJournal
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.(numberous times)
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

I think I lose.

[Kami]

Oh boy let's see if I have most of these.

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

That's about all.

[Ouch!]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. (Just recently actually)
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore. (I tried, but I can't get it at school either)
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

For having being here for two years, I'd say I didn't do too well.

[Rainecloud]

I hope these things aren't mandatory, because if they are, I'm leaving with a big fuss. I'll then plan a big comeback and return within two/three months to an enormous ovation and much deserved fanfare.

So there.

[BrittyGoesMow]

1,2(sorta),3, 8,15, 16, 19, 21, 22, 34 (more times than I can count), 36 Bou(more times than I can count), 37, 38 (and it was all your fault, BoB), 39(most likely, I don't remember), 44, 46, BAH 47, 49, 53 (Thanks to BOU), 55, 61(I miss those), 62, 65,69, 70, 71,73, 74, 76, 77, 78 , 79 ,88, wow 89, sadly, 91, 94, 95, sup 97, haha 100 poor cody, 101!

.
goal!
wtf, I never thought about that.
Aren't you proud of me BoB?

[Meow]

You know, when i'm feeling a bit rough around the edges, it gives me no greater joy than to pound away on the completely current and in no way outdated attack button.

[MecaKane]

<font size=1> Ones I didn't do left out + some ones I didn't do but had neat little comments for.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). <b>It was longer than that, but I'm sure I popped in and out inbetween a little. </b>
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies. <b>Oh yes, <3</b>
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. <b>Many times ~</b>
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in. <b>Of course =o</b>
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold. <b>I WAS A MOD BITCH</b>
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does. <b>No, that's for suckers. ;o</b>
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem. <b>A few times. Silly clout.</b>
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong. <b>Maybe kinda, probably not</b>
15. Be given a cookie by some random member. <b>Is Ally random, I hope not. <_<</b>
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something. <b>A lot I'm sure >__></b>
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder <b>I forget my newbie thread :-(</b>
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella <b>I think, maybe.</b>
19. Post your picture in a photo thread. <b>Yah =o</b>
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread. <b>I think, in one way or another</b>
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’. <b>Good old days of chat? :-(</b>
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map <b>Yah, but it was WRONG at first. :-(</b>
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender. <b>All the time bebe</b>
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread. <b>Maybe the prom, a little bit. :o</b>
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. <b>Oh yes</b>
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing. <b><3</b>
38. Get a LiveJournal <b>It wasn't while I was an active member of EoFF, and it was months after before I added any real eoffers, too</b>
41. Try to figure out your post count. <b>When I first came back I was trying like hell to get my posts per-day up to 1. But then you took it all away! :-(</b>
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them. <b>Oh baby n___n</b>
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism. <b>I make fun of people who do?</b>=
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. <b>:-[</b>
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread. <b>I think so.</b>
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.<b></b>
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.<b>At least two!</b>
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
73. Stalk someone. ;-)
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned. <b>At least twice a day -</b>
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. <b>I know Bleys did at FFL, and maybe he did here, too. Different sig, though. HMMMM</b>
94. Get shot by a sniper. <b>I did at FFL, when all yous freaks came over.</b>
100. Mistake someone for the other gender. <b>Hey, Logan, Baloki, Spiff, Misfit ;-)</b>
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it. <b>:-[</b>

[Super Christ]

Let's see just how few of these I've completed in the 3 1/2 years or so I've been here.

I have:
2. Leave forever and come back within six months (generally two weeks).
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case) Never got it changed back really, even after 3 years...
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

That's about a quarter of them, actually.

[Lindy]

Not only have I done most of those, but I've reached a point where I'm beyond you all and didn't even have to read it to know what it was I've done or not done, or even what it was all about.

Or something.

[bennator]

My numbers are up from last year, here's what I have:
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war..
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.