Let's see just how few of these I've completed in the 3 1/2 years or so I've been here.

I have:
2. Leave forever and come back within six months (generally two weeks).
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case) Never got it changed back really, even after 3 years...
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

That's about a quarter of them, actually.