2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.