The Classic EoFF'er To Do Checklist

[Thunday Man]

How about get banned and have your name changed? =p

[Ifrit's Bodyguard]

5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

61/101 not bad