After a FF BB I though of a FF Celebrity Deathmatch. I hope you like it!
First Show
Irvine: Hello, everybody. This is Final Fantasy Celebrity Deathmatch. Here I am for you. I’m Irvine Kineas.
Garnet: That’s right, Irvine. I’m here, too. My name is Garnet Til Alexandros, and we are the hosts for this first show all for all the other shows of FF Celebrity Deathmatch!
Irvine: Of course, I’m not going to fight, ‘cos I’m the host and… my clothes are new.
Garnet: No, WE AREN’T going to fight. I’m a queen, now. It’s just not right for a queen. Let’s get started, shall we?
Irvine: Okay, Garny.
Garnet: …Garnet…
Irvine: Okay… Barnet. The first two opponents are…. Quistis and…
Garnet: Selphie! Ready for eyeballs rolling on the floor?
Irvine: Before we get started, I want to say that THIS IS NOT ADVISABLE FOR WEAK HEARTS!!! I warned you…
Garnet: Okay, 1…..2…..3.
Irvine: KILL YOU BOTH!!!
Quistis: I’m gonna pull out every single hair you have, bitch!
Selphie: THAT’S NOT RIGHT! There are children watchin…
Garnet: Ooh, Quistis just punched Selphie in her chin! Ooh… Selphie jumped on Quistis and it’s getting Quistis hairpin out!
Irvine: Quistis began to run around the arena and… OH MY GOD!!! Selphie is now missing one arm!
Garnet: That Quistis is surely tough! Wait! Selphie just bitted Quistis’ ear and… Quistis is now gonna hear only by one ear!
Irvine: Quistis began to kick Selphie’s chest. Uuhh… that boots must hurt a lot.
Garnet: But that’s not for Selphie! She is tearing Quistis hair. Oh, poor bald Quistis.
Irvine: …What’s this?
Garnet: Come on, Kids! Bite each other; pull each others legs, literally! Do something instead of being just… slapping one another…
Irvine: …This is a boring battle. Quistis slaps Selphie. Selphie slaps Quistis. What fun… .
Garnet: Wait, who’s coming in. It’s Zell! Zell just entered the arena and…
Irvine: He comes with a hammer and… Oh, gosh… He’s just beating Quistis in her head.
Zell: That’s it, ‘Quisty’! : You’re history!!! I came to save you Selphie!
Selphie: You son-of-a…
Garnet: Selphie is very violent, today! She… I was kidding when I said eyeballs rolling in the ground… Someone please help Zell…
Irvine: What a good first show, don’t you think, Beret?
Garnet: Selphie!!! THE BATTLE IS OVER!!! Someone hold Selphie.
Irvine: To you guys, who were thinking on a FFVIII-2 ….ah… you’d better forget it…
Garnet: SELPHIE!!!! THINK IS ZELL’S CONTRACT WITH SQUARE-ENIX!!! HE IS PRECIOUS…I think.
Irvine: Well, folks. One arena, two deaths… This is very sad… Selphie won today’s show! See ya tomorrow on FF Celebrity Deathmatch, here on Square-Enix.
Garnet: SECURITY!!!!!!
That's it for the first show. Tell me if you enjoyed and I'll put more shows. The second is Sephiroth against Squall!!!