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    I once ate 15 year-old caviar, and 30 year-old cheese.
    When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    I drank whiskey out of a plastic handle. When it's a plastic handle, you KNOW it's bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by princeofdarknez
    I drank whiskey out of a plastic handle. When it's a plastic handle, you KNOW it's bad.
    oh god i had something similar. it was vodka in a plastic bottle. it smelled like rubbing alcohol. it was horrible.

    ["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher

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    Once I found some cherry tomatoes in our fridge and I like cherry tomatoes so I just popped one on in my mouth and it was rotting and I screamed things like "Urgh!" and spit it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephxangel
    oh god i had something similar. it was vodka in a plastic bottle. it smelled like rubbing alcohol. it was horrible.
    Yech! Was it warm? That makes it even worse.

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    hmmm i ate a moldy cream puff. it wasnt very good so i spit it out, so i didnt get sick or anything. i cant think of any other time i ate or drank something all rotten and whatnot.

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    When I was at an egg hunt, I found an egg that had been there since last year. It smelled so bad that I almost threw up :)

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    For a couple years now, I always sniff milk before I drink it.

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    A couple years back when I lived wiht my mum, she made me a lime milkshake with off milk. I nearly choked and couldn't stop gagging all day. She new the milk was off and wouldn't give me anything to wash away the sour milk taste.

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    I drank whiskey out of a plastic handle. When it's a plastic handle, you KNOW it's bad
    Who puts drinking alcohol in a plastic container?... You just don't do that. It dissolves the plastic, it smells nasty, it's.... bleeeh.
    When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    i ate a whole packet of salt and vinegar crisps untill i realised it was 2 months out of date

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    I've eaten a mixture of tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, milk, Sweet Tarts, green beans, chili, and orange juice from a container of pudding.

    It netted me $5 and a pack of gum. I didn't complain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by princeofdarknez
    Yech! Was it warm? That makes it even worse.

    No thank God! It was cold.

    ["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher

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    What I mean to say is, I once smelt gone off milk and that was like foul ya see, and then like I went, yo mom, milks gone sour, fetch another one, yo!

    Well ok, I didn't really, except I did smell the gone off milk, but not the chav part, honest >.>.....
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