Have you ever eaten or smelled anything that's gone off? Of course, I'm talking about getting a whiff of a dead trout in a fish store or drinking some sour milk by accident, amongst other nasty things.
Please discuss.
Gone Off.
Have you ever eaten or smelled anything that's gone off? Of course, I'm talking about getting a whiff of a dead trout in a fish store or drinking some sour milk by accident, amongst other nasty things.
Please discuss.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I once tok a swig of milk in my fridge that I had no clue was past it's expiration date. Alomst died gagging.
Poor Joel, I feel ya. I had bad milk too and I couldn't eat for the rest of the day. The next day my stomach was really upset and I couldn't hold down any food!
I drank 2 week old milk, but it actually wasn't that bad.
Where I used to live during the summer/fall when salmon spawned they would die by the dozens and stink up all of downtown.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Ahh, dead animals ... :nibbles:
I was pouring milk into a cup at my friends house, and it came out all chunky and smelled really bad. I threw it away >_>
Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps
Umm, no. Yuk.
I was eating cereal and about half-way through I noticed that the cereal was infested with ants...
It actually wasn't all that bad.
I once went to pour what I thought was tea. I took a drink, and it was iced coffee, and I spit it back out onto the counter and had to clean it up. I could have killed my roommate.
It was poisoned, i tell you
My freshman year i received both a well-earned dollar from my roommate and a day's worth of stomach sickness from the week-passed orange juice in our fridge. It hadn't tasted all that bad, i didn't think.
(-o-)
-tie fighter
At my school, there were big, white chunks in the milk. About half of the kids at my school(550 people, so that's 275 people) drank milk. Almost every single kid went home sick. And the kids that didn't go home that day didn't come the next day. It was terrible. I'm so glad that I didn't drink that milk.
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
I drank milk the other day that had been off for a week or so. Tasted fine.
Other times its rather bad to find lumps of milk in your coffee as you havent been paying attention when you poured the milk.
I have a yougurt in the fridge that has been in there since about November. I'm waiting for it to explode. So far its swollen really big and the lid looks like its almost gunna pop off.
I'm betting two more months and it will splat.
Chaos
Took a swig of milk that was a couple weeks old. I didn't pay attention when I poured it, so I didn't notice it was chunky and smelled horrible. I spewed it across the table.
I once got stuck driving behind a Dead Wagon (a big truck that hauls dead livestock) and, man, that was incredibly unpleasant. You could see legs and stuff poking out of the top of the thing, too. Fun stuff.
Everything in my house has gone off.
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