101 Things to do with a used England Flag
Well England are out of the Euro 04' cup now and we have alot of flags left over so any suggestions on what the country should do with them? Oh and nothing abusive or mean for exam blow your noses on them or burn them cos your crap, etc ok?
1. Make pillow cases out of them
2. Make a large ballon out of them and attempt to go around the world in 80 days
3. Sell them as suvenires to the Portugese for twice what we paid for them.
United them and make a big cordon for the english team!
Slightly off topic, but I read in the paper the other day that about 15million (or was it billion?) gallons of oil have been wasted due to the drag created by people flying flags on their cars. I found that amusing.
I don't have an England flag so I won't do anything with[out] it. I liked #3 though. Very amusing.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Try to smoke the rest of it...oh...fLag...:P
I didn't have an English one, but I did have a Deutchland one...I put it away for next time.
I won't put away my portuguese flag if we'll lose, of course that we will not!!!!!!!!!!
Craft yourself some sexy underwear from it.
Use it to smother the portugeese referee... bastard.
sorry had to get that out of the way.
Create a large england themed yatch
Last edited by Maxico; 06-25-2004 at 04:17 PM.
Word/s.
Get some foam stuff and make stubby holders
Give them to the poor of the world so we can think we've got an Empire again
Hang it in front of your house to confuse your redneck neighbors.
Only works if you're an American. Possibly if you're Canadian, I'm not really sure of the redneck situation up there.
Originally Posted by Hsu
You could probably do it in Kent as well
Save it for the next World Cup/Euro Tournament, and the next one, and the next one...
Repeat until England actually win. I hope your flag is pretty well made, Baloki.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
CRY WITH IT. I didn't cry actually. And I don't have an England flag. I HAVE AN ENGLAND SHIRT THOUGH! And I'm sporadically writing things in caps. Wow.
Make a handbag with it. That was very popular in America a few years back. I never had one (and I'm glad).
Signature by rubah. I think.
mummify grandma
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