101 Things to do with a used England Flag

[nik0tine]

Chav: Female: Big Gold earings, preferably weighing in at several pounds. Hair gelled back into a 'pineapple', preferably shiney with hairspray. Several pounds of 'gold' (yellowish brass) around neck in shape of clowns, keys, medallions. Face like a slapped arse, probably inbred. Tends towards the aggressive. Very confrontational. Often seen pushing pushchair with screaming baby inside. Often heard yelling at said baby to 'SHUTTIT!'

Male: Gelled hair, short. Thick gold chain around neck. Nickleson Polo shirt with collar turned up. Jeans or tracksuit bottoms done up around ankle with lates £1000 trainers, design preferably stupid. Rock 'ard expression on face. Moves with an exagerated swagger, designed to impress and intimidate, but looks like penguin. Owns car, loud stereo, probably stolen. Can only play bass on it at full volume. Races car round ringroads. Moves in packs.

Both sexes are hold forthright views which include the obligatory heckling of passers by with phrases such as 'batty!' 'aah..greebo!' and various other comments as to their sexual orientation and general physique. Will intimidate/threaten at will, so long as victim is outnumbered 4 to 1 and is preferably a 14 year old. Although older targets have been known. Values conformity above originality and is unable to speak in full sentences.

In short, they are idiots. They are also willing to beat you up for just thinking it. Idiots with fists like rocks and brains to match.

Chaos

Doesn't sound like my kind of a person. the whole "Will intimidate/threaten at will, so long as victim is outnumbered 4 to 1 and is preferably a 14 year old." makes them sound like a skin head to me.
Damn skinheads!

[Chaos]

These people have hair. Think thats the only difference. .

Some are alright, but the majority are not nice.

They are about 90% of the population where I live.

Chaos

[nik0tine]

lol i see. 90% is alot. i would be moving.
oh yes, are there mullets in great britain?

[Heath]

Use it to smother the portugeese referee... bastard.


sorry had to get that out of the way.
Create a large england themed yatch

He was Switz.

[Maxico]

Fine then, Smother the potugeese person who payed off the swiss referee.

[Chaos]

oh yes, are there mullets in great britain?

There were about 15 years ago.

Chaos