Quote Originally Posted by Denmark
laugh at my jokes
bitch whore slag omfg f*** f*** profanity!
lol, why don't you laugh at my jokes?
omfg rofl, King Henry A-A-Anne Boleyn
I hate you, nobody loves me, I'm always wrong
molesting dogs! 11111
I can only hide behind hay-hay-hate letters
Messenger Girl to FEEL ALRIGHT!
I love ALL women
kiss me, I'm German.
I like hookers
lick my shoe!
Jess you're wrong, Jess you're wrong, omfg rofl lol Avril Lavigne
I'm gonna die in seven days
Jess make me a parody
I'm cr-cryyyyin on the inside
don't make me molest the chia pet!
why don't you like me
I'm funny
not enough xD's.
I eat Jamaicans for breakfast!

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That stuff was comedy genius. Really. Jess = genius. OFFICIAL.