Hmm, I think I understood all that gibberish, good luck.

1.Sephiroth(*1)

2.Emerald Weapon(*2)

3.Ruby Weapon(*3)

4.Ultimate Weapon(*4)

5.Hojo(*5)

6.Jenova Synthesis(*6)

7.Rufus

8.Diamond Weapon

9.Midgar Zolom

10.Staniv

11.Behemoth(Gold saucer version)

12.Reno

13.Chekov

14.Guard Scorpion - WINNER

15. Air Buster

16.Demons Gate

17.Snow

18.Palmer - getting hit by a truck rules

19.Jenova Birth

20.Rude

21.Gi Nattak

22. Jenova Life

23.Jenova Death

24.Red Dragon