I'm moving in with Myles and his father in October for a little while. I dont' want to leave my toilet.
My bathroom is my sanctuary. Anybody elses is the bane of my existance.
Using toilets belonging to anyone but yourself for defecation is a no-no.
I usually don't mind using other people's bathrooms, though I enjoy mine much more.
your toilet is like your bed. at least my toilet is like my bed.
I don't mind urinating in another person's bathroom, but excreting the solid stuff is a completely different matter. It just feels weird, especially at public places. In my school, this guy was excreting the solid stuff in the boy's locker room's bathroom and people kept scolding him... The poor fellow. Also, there are piles of cigarette ash on the toilet seats in my school, so sitting is a definite no. My childhood friend has no problem poo... I'm sorry... excreting feces in other people's homes, seeing as how he has done that in my house each time he's slept over. Me? God forbid if I ever have to do that in any of my friends' homes. My toilet is my eden. I do what I want, when I want, and however long I want to do the activity for on my toilet.
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
I always try to do this. It isn't too healthy, though.Originally Posted by Del Murder
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I do that near the end of the work day if I have a big lunch. And yeah, it really isn't good for you. But it does feel good to come home and read a nice book.Originally Posted by Del Murder
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
For some reason, I tend to avoid toilets at other people's houses moreso than I avoid them in public places or at school. At least, for the defecation process.
I hold it in as well, but it would be really unlucky to defeacate in someone else's house and it wont flush because it is so big and you end up having to chop it up into little pieces with the bog brush so it flushes.
there was a picture here
Just develope toilet fetishes and you will love using other people's toilets.
I doubt he didn't know that; "expunge your solid waste is funnier."Originally Posted by SeedRankLou
As a female I have to sit on the seat no matter where I go. It doesn't bother me. I <i>hate</i> it when people hover over the seat to pee! It leaves little spatters on the seat, so I have to give the seat a thourough checking before I sit down to do my business.
I also hate low-flow toilets. I have to like coax my little friends to go out to sea.
'Crap' is a much better word than 'defecate' or 'expunge your solid waste.' It comes off the tongue much better.
I don't really care about going to the bathroom at other people's houses. Not even crapping. I just use all of their toilet paper and then blame it on someone else. That's the way to do it.