My toilet bowl is a sacred place where I am King.

[Yamaneko]

Fecal matter is better.

[Christmas]

I like troutting all over people toilets. It is like marking my territory and make my presence known. I usually add a few litres of pee if i feel the toliet is good enough and never flush

I would also offer the host to eat some of my feces as a thank you gift for hosting me.

I am a good guest.

[Yamaneko]

Eighteen years of crippling therapy and I can finally say with confidence that I am the master of the porcelain throne and not the other way around! Anytime, anywhere, bitches!