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    If u wre prezzie of the united stats (wrapped in wrapping paper), what would eb the first thing you would do??

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Nuke France. A lot.

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    . . . unwrap myself?
    Do you Wanna Build a Snowman?

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    Make Hooters a Chief Justice, but only when he's intoxicated.

    Take care all.

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    Wait!! I change my answer!! I'd choke on a pretzel first!! YES!! Bwuahahaha!!
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    I'd eat alot.
    What's a jellicle cat?

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    I'm already in control of the world(*See my signature*).

    I'd deliver myself to my best friends house with the keys to Hawaii... Yes i said i'd give her the keys to Hawaii.
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    Get assassinated.

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    Nuke Frace, Germany, Russia, and China. Then take over the world.
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    get out of Iraq and invade someplace that MATTERS.

    ...like France. :D

    and then I'd retire to Denmark and Switzerland. taking the white house with me. to Denmark, at least.

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    Do exactly what I think to be right and in the best interests of protecting my people at home and abroad, like keeping idiots chopping the heads off innocent bystanders.

    then hold my head high while 247 million people call me nasty names and berrate me for doing something. but if I were to do the opposite of what I just did, oh look, 247 million people calling me nasty names and berrating me for doing something. if I do something completely different from either of the prior two choices, 247 million people calling me nasty names and berrating me for doing something. if I just sit and do nothing, 247 million people calling me nasty names and berrating me for Not doing something.

    be president? yeah, no thank you very much. no thank you a whole lot. in fact, just no.

    Makoto, Honesty.

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    Let's see... what could I do...

    First, I would call all the armed forces of the US back within our borders. Then, I would finance a super powerful weapon that would zap everything that came near our country, and surround the border with it. No one enters or leaves. After that, I don't know, probably resign, Nixon style.
    Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!

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    if i were the president,i would legalize it.

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    Commit adultery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine
    if i were the president,i would legalize it.
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