If you had the chance to change a member's custom rank, what rank would you give them? Let it be fun, and be witty. Don't give anyone a lame rank, unless they asked for a lame one.

Some Questions and Answers... because I'm bored.
<b>What are 'Custom Ranks'?</b>
If you notice the small text under a member's screen name, then that is a custom rank. You will get one when you stay a member for 8 months.

<b>Can I use 'Administrator, Cid's Knight, Site Staff, Senior Site Staff, Banned, or No Eyes on Each Other For me?</b>
While it may be amusing to you and some, the answer is no.

<b>How long can I make my custom rank?</b>
Up to 25 characters, including spaces.

<b>Can I use HTML?</b>
No.

<b>Can I use color?</b>
No, unless you ask Arche or ShlupQuack.

<b>What's the point of this thread?</b>
Besides it being a Q&A on custom ranks, it's basically made to be fun. I hope to see members give "new" custom ranks to their fellow EoFFers in this thread. They can give anyone anything, as long as it's not dumb, like "stupid person".

<b>Are you done?</b>
Yes.