Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
"Teh" is an obvious one.

I also have to be careful when typing "disk" because it almost invariably comes out "dick." That's because I have a friend named Dick though, not because I'm perverted.

Also, the 'x' is too close to the 'c', which makes it hard to type "sec."
LOL
I'm sure we all believe that you arent perverted...someone who says their life would make a good porn film has to be perverted.