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    Default Church Signs

    Funny church signs always make me laugh.

    I found a link to Church Sign Generator.com and they have a section of real church signs.

    *click*

    Funny stuff. Which one is your favorite?

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    "STAYING IN BED SHOUTING: OH, GOD! DOES NOT CONSITUTE GOING TO CHURCH"

    Well, there go my chances of salvation, then.

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    "Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."

    What a nice thought. And we wonder what's wrong with society...

    Take care all.

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    "Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help" always gets me laughing. It just never gets old to me


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    Great, every chance of me even looking back into religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Captain
    "Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."

    What a nice thought. And we wonder what's wrong with society...

    Take care all.
    Well there is such a thing as being <i>too</i> open minded, ya know like thinking murder is okay. That could be what they mean.

    Sometimes they just dont put enough thought into this stuff. >.<

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    <a href="http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/fatlady.jpg"> Wow, church is pretty badass</a>

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    That's a pretty funny website, Shlup... I can spend hours there, smiting my "friends" with the word of God.
    Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!

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    wtf. It won't open for me.

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    My church doesn't have a sign like thoughs. It just says, Shater Vally Bible Church.

    Not very exciteing.
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    It's... Shatner... Val...ley... BibleChurch!

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    I like the second one Logie posted. Are these really really really real, though?

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    "Never pee on an electric fire".

    That's some great advice. I'll be sure to note it down for future reference.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    I can remember seeing a sign on a church in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

    "God said we should pray for our enemies... Go Flames Go!"

    (All you canucks out there will know what I'm talking about.)

    On a quasi-related note, check out this website on Rinkworks. I'm sure you'll find these amusing...
    "Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving." --Colossians 3:23-24

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