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    Default Did you know that Leslie Nielsen is a Chinese vampire?

    It's true. Absolutely, positively, 100% true, just like all of the other nonsense that people seem to think should be regarded as indisputable because they "back it up" with a link.

    Every day, I get more and more fed up at people who say ridiculous things, find a link to it on the internet, and then try to pass it off as the gospel truth...and then when you dispute them, they point to their link like it's the Word of God and tell you to back up YOUR word with a link...then you've got to bugger off and make a page of your own that says something that's not utterly ludicrous.

    For criminy's sake, people DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. Anybody can write anything and put it on a web page, that doesn't make it true. I actually get people who get *angry* when I continue to argue a point after they point to a link to some article somewhere, even if that article happens to come from the flaming Onion.

    So from now on, I want you all to do me a favor. Whenever some tard tries to back up his ludicrous opinion by linking to some equally retarded page, please inform them that Leslie Nielsen is, in fact, an ancient Chinese vampire, and that you have PROOF. And when asked for the proof, here's the page: http://www.vespernet.org/leslienielsen.html

    Thank-you and have a nice day.

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    Hmm...it seems plausible (probably not ALL chinese people look chinese) although I don't trust the link you posted. That website was created by somebody with serious mental deficiencies.

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    right and you bothered with all of that just to stop people believing everything they read on the net?

    but still leslie nielsen is an ancient chinese vampire? wow you'd never guess.

    j/k

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    You're wrong! Leslie Nielsen is actually a giant condom. Now if I could just find the picture for proof...
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    OMFG he's a vampire!? WTF my movie going experience is over FOREVER!

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    OMG it's true i've found proof, look here's the link.

    Leslies neilsens deadly secret.
    Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
    -The allways inspiring leeza

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    I'm more shocked that Leslie Nielson was a softcore porn actor in the '60's.

    Surely you must be joking!
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    (2) Therefore, God exists.

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    Hmm... your ideas are intriguing, Bleys, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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    Jolly good romp, m'lad. Jolly good.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    Quote Originally Posted by White Raven
    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
    Brilliance!
    ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
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    Bleys is a little girl. Don't beleive me? I have proof backed up by a link here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
    You're wrong! Leslie Nielsen is actually a giant condom. Now if I could just find the picture for proof...
    a link will do just fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
    For criminy's sake, people DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ ON THE INTERNET.
    I don't believe that I should believe you.
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    Why am I reading this? Bleys, I hate you.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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