I like the tank
I like the tank
This is it. It all begins here.
EVOLUTION
I like the blue ones... dunno what they're called.
That about sums it up.Originally Posted by Joel
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
I like the kind that spin around all crazy like. One time we lit one on top of a trash can and it almost hit someoneand then it burned the trash can a little bit.
Fun!
Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps
I like the ones that hit people.Also the ones that go "weeorweeorweeeeeeepfftftfftft" They sound like somebody in an ambulance farting.
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Amen.Originally Posted by Joel
My favorite one I ever did was called the Widowmaker. It was freaking awesome.
Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
I burned myself with a sparkler once.
I didn't know there were that many kinds of fireworks... I guess I like the colorful ones? What an interesting answer.
All the ones that are banned.
and ...Originally Posted by HOOTERS
^_^Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
There used to be these two neat types, Buzzy Bees and Little Swallows, which had two angled wings (sorta like helicoptor rotor blades) attached to a cylindrical body. Once you sparked 'em up, they'd spin off up into the air. Neat stuff.
Catherine Wheels are pretty cool, too.
And then there were those rockets that had a little 'parachute man' inside them. After they explode, this smouldering plastic dude would float down on a paper parachute. Classy stuff![]()