Is your mail man/woman late?
I don't even know when the mail is supposed to arrive, let alone when it gets here

Do you ever see them?
Kinda hard when you take every opportunity possible to never leave the house

Do they wear leg warmers?
Not that I know of

What are your feelings about mail people and the fact that they get tons of time off because they work for the government?
I'd care alot less if they'd let me read other people's mail <_<