Is your mail man/woman late?- I'm pretty sure he ain't, but it's not like I wait patiently for him to come, and become totally ecstatic when we arrives...

Do you ever see them- Well one time when I was heading downstairs, I saw a part of his hand which was slipping in the mail

Do they wear leg warmers? - It's not like I examine them, but I would guess not, and even if they did, I wouldn't really care

What are your feelings about mail people and the fact that they get tons of time off because they work for the government?- I don't care