This weekend one of my friends went to the emergency room because he broke his finger (he breaks easily), and TheAbominatrix went to the emergency room today because an alien planted his seed in her and the alien-human hybrid attempted to spawn from her innards today, but was calmed by vicoden.
When was the last time you went to the emergency room? I don't remember mine... I think it was in 9th grade, two days after I broke my leg and the swelling didn't go down.