Who says the military can't be fun?

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/rules.php

[Shlup]

Now this guy would make for an interesting war movie!

[fire_of_avalon]

Mullet, this will keep me happy for days to come. I love you.

[Rainecloud]

When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony 'Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.

[Psychotic]

"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.

Wait, what?

[Rye]

That was great xD. Especially:

The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'

[War Angel]

# Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
# Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

It's a wonder he's still alive. We refer to the SAS here as 'professional arse-kickers'.

And, I've seen this one before.

[Chaos]

Heehee, this site is funny.

"Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country. "

*giggle*

Chaos

[bennator]

Ahh...that was great.

I loved "Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once." sounds like the best excuse ever.

[Logan]

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

37. Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'.

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

Awesome.

[-N-]

Hilarious. x1000