If

[HOOTERS]

aliens came into your room and woke you up and said "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER" who would you take them to and would you make the coffee? Poison coffee??/

[Psychotic]

I'd take them to you so they could give you an anal probe. Hurray.

And no, coffee with pot mixed in. High aliens. Wow.

[Breine]

I would take them to my dad, and then I'd make them Cappuccino (...or how you spell it), 'cause I bet aliens like that! ... And maybe pancakes, but that's only if they're nice aliens of course.

[Logan]

I would take them to my dad.

I was going to say that
I'd make them Kool-Aid. It's easier than making coffee.

[Rye]

I'd take them to like, the leader of some random thing, like leader of a bowling club. If there are any.

No coffee for them.

[Rainecloud]

I wouldn't make them any coffee, no.

I'd show them to the door immediately, as any sane person would do.

[War Angel]

I'd tell them I'm the leader, and I wouldn't make them ny coffee.

[Misfit]

I'd take them ... dancing!

And yes, lots of coffee.

[Loony BoB]

Bush, of course. And I'd bring my camera. I could sell the video as a comedy film to both races, or whichever one survives an interplanetary war. Because God knows Bush's reactions and attempts to deal with aliens would be laughable.

[gokufusionss1]

i wouldn't take them anywhere i'd get my shotgun and go all arnnie on them.

[DMKA]

Eww your sick dude.

I'd take them to Walmart and go to customer service desk and demand the manager come immediately. After I had them help me raid the electronics section with their instant teleportation devices, of course.

[Phil]

I'd take 'em to richard Simmons just to see the reaction they get... muhahahaha

[Lehteb]

Coffee? who give aliens coffee? I would give some chocolate freakin milk Then I would show them to my FF games, maybe let them race my s in FF7... That would be fun... I just hope that they have fingers.... Then I would inform them that because Pres. Shin-ra died, we no longer have a leader... I bet I could trick them... I'm so clever, because I know that if an alien could speak English flawlessly, they would not have studied the country well enough to know who the leader is... (well, I guess they could say "take me to your leader" in England or Australia, or Canada, but why would they want to go to Canada???)

[Meat Puppet]

I'd say take me to your females.
Or take me to your HOOTERS.
Whichever comes first.

[Yamaneko]

I would take them to Cheney.