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[Wizdumb]

I'd take them to La Migra. Imigration. I'm ot down with any sort of alien in my room.

[escobert]

i wouldn't take them anywhere i'd get my shotgun and go all arnnie on them.

[Mikztsu]

I'd take them to idi Amin and Harold Shipman.

[fire_of_avalon]

I would probably get up and start getting ready to go to Washington in my sleepy confusion, then not understand what the heck I was doing and go back to bed.

[DocFrance]

I'd take them to my refrigerator, take out a bottle of soda, and say "Here's my liter! You told me to bring you to my liter, right?"

[-N-]

I'd say "You met him" and offer them whiskey.

[Proxy]

I would take them to..erm, no one
then i would get the drunk & high, cause i think that would be funny

[Rusty]

I'd offer them poison coffee and say follow me out the front door and turn the sprinklers on. Then go back to bed.

[Polaris]

I would gave them the address of th White House and ordered them to kill president Bush and they could take him to their ship to analise them! Of course that i'd explain that he was the worst example of our specie! Then I'll make them a cup of cofee without poison!

[Loony BoB]

Wait, I've changed my mind. I would take them to that place the guy on the beer ad takes them. Some Brit might know the one... the "Guys, why do you always abduct the first person you come across?" one. Then they would fly away with a crate of beer and make music with the bottles and laugh at each other and make funny alien faces. Yeah.

[Cloud_99]

I'd claim I was the leader then get them a glass of Ice cold Dr. Pepper and go back to sleep after getting them some place to sleep so we could continue buisness in the morning.

[Baloki]

All the good ideas have gone, soooooo:

I would make them poison coffee which I would give to GDW. Bush as I took them past his living room, then I'd take them blowing and show them the owner, then I'd get them to rob a convinance store while high on drugs, then I'd take them to meet my parents, pertend their holding us hostage, call the police and let the senitator of California deal with them