How about let's keep this on-topic, please.

No, I don't spend money on cosmetic procedures. I don't see the point in that kind of thing, when it's all gonna wear off in a day anyways right? Stuff like manicures, seems kind of pointless unless you go back every other day, or your fingernails don't grow.

I also don't use aftershave, and I shave without using shaving lotion; I just use water. *pretends to be manly*