But now I'm onto you guys.

(SPOILER)BIG D AND THE CAPTAIN ARE THE SAME PERSON!!! OMFGWTFLOLROTFLMAOSARSPGMADEMEDOIT

Think about it... their amazingly nice personalities, their similar humanistic and optimistic responses in people's pity threads, their popsicle flavors, their, erm... hairstyles! Any difference which you think you see - the avatars, their names, addresses, emails, IMs, their ability to exist independently of each other, etc. are lies! Disguises! You think I'm mad, but soon you'll see their grand scheme to... Edit by Big D: There's nothing to see here folks, carry on.