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    Default Hi everybody

    hello
    im new...and..um...yeah......
    anyways im gonna introduce myself by saying:
    Give me some lettuce OR I WILL SMITE YOU WITH THUNDERBOLTS!
    BOW BEFORE ME

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    Kaworu fan-girl! ^_^ Armisael's Avatar
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    hi to you and welcome to the forum.


    "People Always Lie" - House MD.

    Member of the KH Trinity

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    Ha, you're just a tortoise! I turn you on your back and let the eagles handle the rest!

    Welcome to Eyeson. *_*

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    *throws smite sticks*
    FOA

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    Baloki has lost his n00b pack.

    < newbiepack >

    *gives Gravation remixes biscuits and Kumagoro plushie to newbie*

    Hey newbie. If you ever happen to vist the EoFF chat, you're going to get a friendly (Well, maybe :rolleyes2 ) welcome from moi.

    Enjoy your time, and please do not encorage the PG!

    < / newbiepack >



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    Thanks for accepting me
    now BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD
    BOW BEFORE ME

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    You ain't getting no lettuce. I ain't no punk bitch!

    Welcome.

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    My god can breath fire. What makes you so great?

    Welcome, anyway. Have fun posting here.
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    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    I got a sneak preview of Baloki's new Welcome Pack 6.1.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloki
    The EoFF Welcome Pack V6.1!
    1) omg vote 4 me wtf
    2) Go away n00b
    It's a big improvement on the old welcome pack, don't you think?

    In all seriousness, welcome to EoFF, Om. Have a good time.
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    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
    It's a big improvement on the old welcome pack, don't you think?

    In all seriousness, welcome to EoFF, Om. Have a good time.
    If your going to make fun of something that is far beyond your intelligence Rain could you at least get the number right? Its 7!
    FOA

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    Hello, Om. Welcome to EoFF.
    Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles

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    Psy's totally better than Baloki's newb welcome thing:

    Hi. Run. Bye.

    Love, Psychotic.

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    God? Well, I didn't vote for you.

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    Welcome to the forum! =)
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    Overdue but well deserving, its the newbie pack folks

    Welcome Pack version 6.123, now with added stablility, reliablity and performance, please allow 4 days for patches to download

    Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG. In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer, he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander, BoB, Leeza, Archie and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

    The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's. Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (Shulp) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by Kero) and the Erasors....

    The BAoTW building is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye, Misfit and Psychotic. On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO! Oh yes and if you head into on of the basement labratories you will find little Female Ryuichi baking the latest batch of Yaoi Fudge Cookies ready for distribution.

    The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

    South side is the Help, Staff and Ideas Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs and avatars that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie and Eternalshiva, if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies. You've also got to be careful of etc, well he changes his name so often, he'll get you, get you I sayyyyy!!!!

    The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards, from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me

    On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

    The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

    The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat. Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You sector and the lounge in this central hub.

    Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

    *Ignore the cookies bit, thats under review*
    FOA

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