I see, and who are you again?Originally Posted by Xander
I see, and who are you again?
Del Murder, Halan, Loony BoB, Spaceman Spiff, TheAbominatrix, Gau, BatChao
X-men Comic Book, Chris Farley DVD, Cell Phone, Wireless Mouse, Quarter, Rubber Band
Stomach
I wanna sex you up
Disneyland
Monkey
One day, Del Murder was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Halan's Stomach popped up on the screen. Del Murder was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that Halan was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the X-men Comic Book browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Chris Farley DVD porn from the Internet. Del Murder quickly ate a Cell Phone in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, Loony BoB was walking down the street when he bumped into Spaceman Spiff! Loony BoB then threw a Wireless Mouse in Spaceman Spiff's face and shouted "I wanna sex you up!" "You son of a Quarter", shouted Spaceman Spiff and retreated.
Loony BoB then went to Disneyland and saw TheAbominatrix eating a Monkey burger. Loony BoB fell in love with TheAbominatrix and they made three babies. They called them Gau, BatChao and Rubber Band and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
One day, <b>Naitsirk</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Sir Tyler of Narshe's thumb</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Naitsirk</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that <b>Sir Tyler of Narshe</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>rollercoaster</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>straw</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Naitsirk</b> quickly ate a <b>tin can</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, <b>IGN64Skanker</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>Jojo</b>! <b>Skanker</b> then threw a <b>Cell Phone</b> in <b>Jojo's</b> face and shouted <b>"I woke up this morning with a frog in my throat!</b> "You son of a <b>candy bar!</b>", shouted <b>Jojo</b> and retreated.
<b>Skanker</b> then went to <b>Istanbul</b> and saw <b>SeedRankLou</b> eating a <b>toad</b> burger. <b>Skanker</b> fell in love with <b>SeedRankLou</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>Gau</b>, <b>Dr Unne</b> and <b>Motorcycle</b> and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Oh, a mad lib.
Note: "dog egg" doesn't actually refer to any sort of poultry product, but rather something which is laid by an actual dog.
One day, Joel was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of eest's uvula popped up on the screen. Joel was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that eest was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Beer Bottle browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Box of rubbers porn from the Internet. Joel quickly ate a giant sack of dog egg in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, Yams was walking down the street when he bumped into WesLY! Yams then threw a bucket of maggots in WesLY's face and shouted "This community means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot!" "You son of a bucket of maggots", shouted WesLY and retreated.
Yams then went to the Hills of Andelain and saw RSL eating a Wombat burger. Yams fell in love with RSL and they made three babies. They called them Unne, Doomgaze and Huge Bucket of Chicken and lived happily ever after.
The end.
One day, (Del Murder) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Citizen Bleys) (Finger) popped up on the screen. (Del Murder) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that (Citizen Bleys) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Cup) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (Modem) porn from the Internet. (Del Murder) quickly ate a (Tower) in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, (Dr Unne) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (RSL)! (Dr Unne) then threw a (Pencil) in (RSL's) face and shouted (It's probably a coincidence I picked all guys)! "You son of a (Asphalt)", shouted (RSL) and retreated.
(Dr Unne) then went to (Uranus) and saw (Raistlin) eating a (Goat) burger. (Dr Unne) fell in love with (Raistlin) and they made three babies. They called them (Gau), (Loony BoB) and (Textpad) and lived happily ever after.
The end.
One day, Rainecloud was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Great god om's shell popped up on the screen. Rainecloud was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that Great god om was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the cheese browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded lettuce porn from the Internet. Rainecloud quickly ate a eagle in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, Citizen bleys was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Meat puppet! Citizen Bleys then threw a Priest in Meat puppets face and shouted "May you genitals sprout wings and fly away"! "You son of a thunderbolt", shouted Meat puppet and retreated.
Citizen bleys then went to church and saw HOOTERS eating a Ferret burger. Citizen bleys fell in love with HOOTERS and they made three babies. They called them Baloki, Leeza and Turtle and lived happily ever after.
The end.
BOW BEFORE ME
Oh man. That's a great name. I'm calling my first kid Textpad.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
One day, SpirtWolf was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Xander's head popped up on the screen. SpiritWolf was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that Xander was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Beagle browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded PS2 porn from the Internet. SpiritWolf quickly ate a keyboard in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, Del Murder was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Balokai! Del Murder then threw a Tree in Balokai's face and shouted I want to pet a wolf! "You son of a crab", shouted Balokai and retreated.
Del Murder then went to Burger King and saw The Captain eating a fox burger. Del Murder fell in love with The Captain and they made three babies. They called them Rye, Big D and Horse and lived happily ever after.
The end.
That was amussing
Last edited by SpiritWolf; 07-12-2004 at 04:53 AM.
One with the Spirit of a wolf
XD
This is really funny...
I'm especially amused by the part about Joel eating dog cookies.
One day, King Bahamut was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of eternalshiva's face popped up on the screen. King Bahamut was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that eternalshiva was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the used burger wrapper browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded chihuahua porn from the Internet. King Bahamut quickly ate a pencil in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, Loony BoB was walking down the street when he/she bumped into SeedRankLou! Loony BoB then threw a booger in SeedRankLou's face and shouted "I don't want no drama from no baby's mama"! "You son of a telephone", shouted SeedRankLou and retreated.
Loony BoB then went to the gas station and saw Baloki eating a chimpanzee burger. Loony BoB fell in love with Baloki and they made three babies. They called them Rye, DocFrance and deoderant and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Awwwww, my first love *snuggles*
One day, RaineCloud was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Loony Bob's Eyelash popped up on the screen. RaineCloud was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that Looney Bob was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Ball browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Car porn from the Internet. RaineCloud quickly ate a Sword in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, The Captian was walking down the street when he bumped into Big D! The Captian then threw a DVD in Big D's face and shouted “I wish I was a giant clam!”! "You son of a Bottle", shouted Big D and retreated.
The Captian then went to Alaska and saw Dark_Paladin_Cecil eating a Wolf burger. The Captian fell in love with Dark_Paladin_Cecil and they made three babies. They called them Xander, Leeza and Space Ship and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
One day, sephxangel was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Silmaril's leg popped up on the screen. sephxangel was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that Silmaril was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the pencil browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Book porn from the Internet. Sephxangel quickly ate a Alien in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Mik ! Psychotic then threw a Squirrel in Mik's face and shouted "Damn you all to hell"! "You son of a Butter", shouted Mik and retreated.
Psychotic then went to Amanohashidate and saw Misfit eating a Horse burger. Psychotic fell in love with Misfit and they made three babies. They called them Joel, Dingo_Jellybean and Glue and lived happily ever after.
The end.
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
One day, (Rusty) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Jebus') (Eye) popped up on the screen. (Rusty) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.
It turns out that (Jebus) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Lousy) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (chicken) porn from the Internet. (Rusty) quickly ate a (Smilie) in an attempt to get over the shock.
In another part of the world, (Ansem) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (Lionheart Griever)! (Ansem) then threw a (Yaoi Fudge Cookie) in (Lionheart Griever's) face and shouted (Is that you god?)! "You son of a (Mother!)", shouted (Lionheart Griever) and retreated.
(Ansem) then went to (Halloween Town) and saw (Materia Blade VII) eating a (Pumpkin) burger. (Ansem) fell in love with (Materia Blade VII) and they made three babies. They called them (Gau), (SeedRankLou) and (Cait Sith) and lived happily ever after.
The end.
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