Eyes on Final Fantasy Consequences.

[Loony BoB]

A) Seven People
Loony BoB
Rye
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
Cid
Sean's Wife
Gau
B) Six Objects (Any random object, but in the singular sense. IE - Penguin, not Penguins).
a roll of toilet paper
a slinky
a vacuum cleaner
an electric toothbrush
an autographed picture of Matt LeBlanc giving a "how you doin'?" look
a brown paper bag
C) One Body Part.
tongue
D) One Sentence of Speech (IE - "You son of a lemur" or "I like President Bush").
"Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself."
E) One Place (a restaurant, landmark, country...anything).
a bath tub
F) One Animal.
a platypus

*will edit soon*

EDIT:
One day, Loony BoB was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Rye's tongue popped up on the screen. Loony BoB was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Rye was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Toilet Paper Roll browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded slinky porn from the Internet. Loony BoB quickly ate a vacuum cleaner in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he bumped into ShlupQuack! Psychotic then threw an electric toothbrush in ShlupQuack's face and shouted "Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!" "You son of an autographed picture of Matt LeBlanc giving a 'how you doin'? look!", shouted ShlupQuack and retreated.

Psychotic then went to a bath tub and saw Cid eating a platypus burger. Psychotic fell in love with Cid and they made three babies. They called them Sean's Wife, Gau and A Brown Paper Bag and lived happily ever after.

The end.

o_o;

[Logan]

I did this and then my computer crashed. So I did it again! ;0

One day, (Evelia) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Giggles’)(thigh) popped up on the screen. (Evelia) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Giggles) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (pencil) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (cat) porn from the Internet. (Evelia) quickly ate a (book) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Calliope) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (ShlupQuack)! (Calliope) then threw a (plate) in (ShlupQuack’s) face and shouted (I lost 200 pounds with SlimFast!)! "You son of a (fork)", shouted (ShlupQuack) and retreated.

(Calliope) then went to (Canada) and saw (CloudDragon) eating a (penguin) burger. (Calliope) fell in love with (CloudDragon) and they made three babies. They called them (Rye), (MecaKane) and (towel) and lived happily ever after

[Female Ryuichi]

One day,Psychotic was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Rye's stomach popped up on the screen. Psychotic was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Rye was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Monkey browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Banana porn from the Internet.Psychotic quickly ate a house in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Baloki was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Loony BoB! Baloki then threw a llama in Loony BoB's face and shouted My best friends are cabbages!" "You son of a Emu!", shouted Loony BoB and retreated.

Baloki then went to France and saw TasteyPies eating a Turtle burger.Baloki fell in love with TasteyPies and they made three babies. They called them Denmark, VampireChrono[/b] and light bulb and lived happily ever after.

The end.

"Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!" "You son of an autographed picture of Matt LeBlanc giving a 'how you doin'? look!", shouted ShlupQuack and retreated.

Classy

[SeeDRankLou]

One day, eternalshiva was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Ansem's right thumb popped up on the screen. eternalshiva was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Ansem was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Pen browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded apple porn from the Internet. eternalshiva quickly ate a fork in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, LoonyBoB was walking down the street when he bumped into Joel! LoonyBoB then threw a speaker in Joel's face and shouted Pi equals circumference divided by diamter! "You son of a napkin!", shouted Joel and retreated.

LoonyBoB then went to McDonald's and saw Leeza eating a rabbit burger. LoonyBoB fell in love with Leeza and they made three babies. They called them SomethingBig, zacks_clone and TV Guide and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Loony BoB]

What is it with you people and trying to get me pregnant? Five kids is enough, I don't want any more, thank you very much!

[Meat Puppet]

The Story:

One day, Arche was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS boob popped up on the screen. Archewas horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERSwas using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Toilet seat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded pepsi can porn from the Internet. Arche quickly ate a television in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Leeza was walking down the street when he/she bumped into TastyPies! Leeza then threw a mickey mouse clock in TastyPies face and shouted "Would you like floppy fish sticks with that?"! "You son of a pokémon doll", shouted TastyPies and retreated.

Leeza then went to sewer system and saw Misfit eating a dodo bird burger. Leeza fell in love with Misfit and they made three babies. They called them Agent Proto, Flying Mullet and sexy guitar and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Kirobaito]

One day, Jebus was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of CloudDragon's uvula popped up on the screen. Jebus was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that CloudDragon was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Hat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Car porn from the Internet. Jebus quickly ate a Marionette in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rye was walking down the street when she bumped into prinzeofdarknez! Rye then threw a cup in princeofdarknez's face and shouted "I eat tires!" "You son of a skittle", shouted princeofdarknez and retreated.

Rye then went to Texas and saw fire_of_avalon eating a dog burger. Rye fell in love with fire_of_avalon and they made three babies. They called them Strider, Baloki, and Box and lived happily ever after.

The End

[Fuzakeru]

The Story:

One day, Rye was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Psychotic's evil toenail fungus popped up on the screen. Rye was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Psychotic was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the haggard corn of doom browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded old, fat guy plumber buttcrack porn from the Internet. Rye quickly ate a cleverly disguised kitty cat in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, VaShYmAn was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Baloki! VaShyMaN then threw an old pair of grandfather's boxers in Baloki's face and shouted "Who's bed has your boots been under?!!" "You son of a finely cut piece of sasuage!", shouted Baloki and retreated.

VaShYmaN then went to someplace over the rainbow and saw Fuzakeru eating a diseased penguin burger. VaShYmAn fell in love with Fuzakeru and they made three babies. They called them Kirobaito, Meat Puppet, and Xander and lived happily ever after.

The end.

O_o;; Wow. -shrugs- I ended up with Myles so I'm good with it . . . except the diseased penguin meat burger I ate.

[Cloud_99]

O.K here we go:

One day, RaineCloud was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Laguna's arm popped up on the screen. RaineCloud was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out thatLaguna was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Mobile Phone browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded watch porn from the Internet. Laguna quickly ate a box in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, The Captin was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Divinity ! The Captin then threw a pair of panties in Divinity's face and shouted If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says... When she says she loves me ! "You son of a cloak ", shouted Divinity and retreated.

The Captain then went to Hell and saw Devilmaykickass eating a mongolian tusoc moth burger. The Captain fell in love with Devilmaykickass and they made three babies. They called them Flying Mullet , Rye and Magasine and lived happily ever after.

The end.

lol that was one of the biggest laughs I've had in a while but I don't like the fact that this story implies that Flying Mullet and Rye are the love children of The Captin and Devilmaykickass.

[omnitarian]

Why do all of the varieties of porn created in this thread sound chillingly creatable?

[UltimateSpamGrover]

this story is too sickenening to watch O_o

[Rainecloud]

My personal highlights so far:

[QQ=Cloud_99]The Captain then went to Hell and saw Devilmaykickass eating a mongolian tusoc moth burger.[/QQ]

[QQ=Loony BoB]Psychotic then threw an electric toothbrush in ShlupQuack's face and shouted "Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!"[/QQ]

[QQ=Fuzakeru]It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded old, fat guy plumber buttcrack porn from the Internet.[/QQ]

I'm pleased with the results thus far.

EDIT BY BoB: Hey, that was me that posted that, not Psy. *credit-hog*

[HOOTERS]

One day, Leeza was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS's armpit popped up on the screen. Leeza was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERS was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the sandwich browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded hair spray porn from the Internet. Leeza quickly ate a vibrator in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Osama Bin Laden was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Rosie O'Donnell! Osama Bin Laden then threw a giant laser in Rosie O'Donnell's face and shouted "Me so horny, me love you long time!" "You son of a carrot", shouted Rosie O'Donnell and retreated.

Osama Bin Laden then went to Bill Clinton's bed and saw Wyllius eating a giraffe burger. Osama Bin Laden fell in love with Wyllius and they made three babies. They called them a hobo, George W. Bush and Oprah Winfrey and lived happily ever after.

[Takara]

The Story:

One day, The Captain was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Kawaii Ryûkishi's belly button popped up on the screen. The Captain was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Kawaii Ryûkishi was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Empty Pepsi Can browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded smelly cat litterbox porn from the Internet. The Captain quickly ate a polka-dotted umbrella in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Loony BoB was walking down the street when he bumped into Big D! Loony BoB then threw a life-size "You are going to love me" Rinoa doll in Big D's face and shouted "Swordchucks, yo!" "You son of a plastic butterknife", shouted Big D and retreated.

Loony BoB then went to the seventeenth moon of Saturn and saw Xander eating an iguana burger. Loony BoB fell in love with Xander and they made three babies. They called them ShlupQuack, The Man and Rubber Ducky and lived happily ever after.

The end.

o.O

[Xander]

One day, Baloki was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Rainecloud's butt popped up on the screen. Baloki was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Rainecloud was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Walrus browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded red dwarf dvd porn from the Internet. Baloki quickly ate a Gameboy Advance in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Lindz was walking down the street when he bumped into Winged Sorceress! Lindz then threw a teddy bear in Winged Sorceress' face and shouted "You suck"! "You son of a Kingdom Hearts game", shouted Winged Sorceress and retreated.

Lindz then went to England and saw Psychotic eating a Walrus burger. Lindz fell in love with Psychotic and they made three babies. They called them Rye, Denmark and Fluffy thing and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Omg Baloki looked at Rainecloud's butt and Lindz fell in love with Psychotic!! I love this thing. xD