One day, <b>Xander</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Baloki's arm</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Xander</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that <b>Baloki</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>Chair</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>jelly jar</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Xander</b> quickly ate a <b>plant</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, <b>Loony BoB</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>Raistlin</b>! <b>Loony BoB</b> then threw a <b>speaker</b> in <b>Raistlin's</b> face and shouted <b>"It is cold!"</b> "You son of a <b>computer</b>", shouted <b>Raistlin</b> and retreated.

<b>Loony BoB</b> then went to <b>the beach</b> and saw <b>Del Murder</b> eating a <b>cow</b> burger. <b>Loony BoB</b> fell in love with <b>Del Murder</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>HOOTERS</b>, <b>ShlupQuack</b> and <b>Microwave</b> and lived happily ever after.