One day, Leeza was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS ear lobe popped up on the screen. Leeza was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERS was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the slinky browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded sword porn from the Internet. Leeza quickly ate a stripper in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Rye! Psychotic then threw a squirrel in Rye's face and shouted "We like the moon!" "You son of a sausage", shouted Rye and retreated.

Psychotic then went to the moon and saw Denmark eating a wombat burger. Psychotic fell in love with Denmark and they made three babies. They called them Shoyku, Immortal and Carpet and lived happily ever after.

The end.