One day, Big D was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Yamaneko's pinky toe popped up on the screen. Big D was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Yamaneko was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the toilet browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded baseball bat porn from the Internet. Big D quickly ate a Carney Lansford bobblehead in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, The Captain was walking down the street when he/she bumped into edczxcvbnm! The Captain then threw a Final Fantasy VIII Disc 2 in edczxcvbnm's face and shouted 'I'm leaving the message board forever!' 'You son of a dog dish', shouted edczxcvbnm and retreated.

The Captain then went to Denmark and saw Meat Puppet eating a rooster burger. The Captain fell in love with Meat Puppet and they made three babies. They called them Rusty, Leeza and Maxim and lived happily ever after.

The end.