One day, SomethingBig was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Leeza's hand popped up on the screen. SomethingBig was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Leeza was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Baseball Bat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded popsicle porn from the Internet. SomethingBig quickly ate a Hamburger in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rainecloud was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Dr Unne! Rainecloud then threw a duckbill in Dr Unne's face and shouted You China...! "You son of a building", shouted Dr Unne and retreated.

Rainecloud then went to Alaska and saw Shoyku eating a blue-footed booby burger. Rainecloud fell in love with Shoyku and they made three babies. They called them sephxangel, Joel and Dungheap and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Heh. That was fun.