One day, SITB(me) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Ansem’s big toe popped up on the screen. SITB was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Ansem was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the phone book browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded controller porn from the Internet. SITB quickly ate a car in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rainecloud was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Cloud_Strife_X! Rainecloud then threw a Frisbee in Cloud_Strife_X’s face and shouted Yo quiero tu madre! "You son of a lamp post", shouted Cloud_Strife_X and retreated.

Rainecloud then went to Spira and saw SomethingBig eating a Bengal Tiger burger. Rainecloud fell in love with SomethingBig and they made three babies. They called them Del Murder, Xander and couch and lived happily ever after.

The end.