One day, Tsunami Bren was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Kawaii Ryűkishi's left foot popped up on the screen. Tsunami Bren was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Kawaii Ryűkishi was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Pen browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded CD porn from the Internet. Tsunami Bren quickly ate a taco in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Dr Unne was walking down the street when he bumped into Gau! Dr Unne then threw a shell in Gau's face and shouted "I'm a cucumber!" "You son of a school bus", shouted Gau and retreated.

Dr Unne then went to The Basement and saw Leeza eating a cat burger. Dr Unne fell in love with Leeza and they made three babies. They called them Cid, ShlupQuack and Chair and lived happily ever after.