Eyes on Final Fantasy Consequences.

[Rainecloud]

Yes, it's a game. But, it's not a game that involves endless pages of spam. In fact, it's a very constructive, entertaining and downright amusing game that I'm sure you'll all love (except of course for those of you who are 100% logical and don't know how to have a good time).

The Rules:

I) Either grab a pen and a piece of paper, or open a notepad file on your desktop.

II) Don't read the story below. If you read the story before you've completed the word task, it'll completely ruin the game. The reason the outcome will be amusing is because you have no idea what's going to happen, and the story ends up being totally insane and illogical.

III) On your paper/notepad file, come up with the following things and write/type them down:
A) Seven People (preferably EoFF members, or it won't make sense to us).
B) Six Objects (Any random object, but in the singular sense. IE - Penguin, not Penguins).
C) One Body Part.
D) One Sentence of Speech (IE - "You son of a lemur" or "I like President Bush").
E) One Place (a restaurant, landmark, country...anything).
F) One Animal.

IV) Read the story, and insert your words into the blanks (according to the number in the space). Eg - Put your #3 person into the blank that says #3 in the story and so on. The same applies to the objects and speech.

V) Paste your finished story into the box and reply to this thread. Easy!











The Story:

One day, (Person 1) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Person 2's) (Body Part 1) popped up on the screen. (Person 1) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Person 2) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Object 1) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (Object 2) porn from the Internet. (Person 1) quickly ate a (Object 3) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Person 3) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (Person 4)! (Person 3) then threw a (Object 4) in (Person 4's) face and shouted (Speech)! "You son of a (Object 5)", shouted (Person 4) and retreated.

(Person 3) then went to (Place) and saw (Person 5) eating a (Animal) burger. (Person 3) fell in love with (Person 5) and they made three babies. They called them (Person 6), (Person 7) and (Object 6) and lived happily ever after.

The end.



An Example:

My Words:
People: 1) ShlupQuack 2) The Man 3) Raistlin 4) Xander 5) Loony BoB 6) HOOTERS 7) Leeza.
Objects: 1) Razor Blade 2) Beach Ball 3) Stapler 4) Catsuit 5) Hot Air Balloon 6) Bleys' Crotch.
Body Part: Kneecap.
Sentence of Speech: "Cheese is overrated".
Place: Finland.
Animal: Cute Furry Kitten.

So, my story would be as follows:

One day, ShlupQuack was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of The Man's Kneecap popped up on the screen. ShlupQuack was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that The Man was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Razor Blade browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Beach Ball porn from the Internet. ShlupQuack quickly ate a Stapler in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Raistlin was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Xander! Raistlin then threw a Catsuit in Xander's face and shouted "Cheese is overrated!" "You son of a Hot Air Balloon", shouted Xander and retreated.

Raistlin then went to Finland and saw Loony BoB eating a Cute Furry Kitten burger. Raistlin fell in love with Loony BoB and they made three babies. They called them HOOTERS, Leeza and Bleys' Crotch and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Go on, have a go. It's good fun.

[Rye]

One day, Baloki was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Levian's Hand popped up on the screen.Baloki was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Levian was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the chair browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded pillow porn from the Internet. Baloki quickly ate a penguin in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Xander was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Psychotic! Xander then threw a AOL CD in Psychotic's face and shouted I like Swords! "You son of a Shrub", shouted Psychotic and retreated.

Xander then went to Brazil and saw Denmark eating a Unicorn burger. Xander fell in love with Denmark and they made three babies. They called them jebusabsolute, Immortal and child and lived happily ever after.

The end.


xD You son of a Shrub!

[Cz]

Sure, why not?

One day, Mikztsu was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Loony BoB's coccyx popped up on the screen. Mikztsu was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Loony BoB was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Table-tennis bat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded parsnip porn from the Internet. Mikztsu quickly ate a sub-woofer in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Xander was walking down the street when she bumped into Psychotic! Xander then threw a protractor in Psychotic's face and shouted "Down with Senior Management! "You son of a Helmet", shouted Psychotic, and retreated.

Xander then went to Atlantis and saw Big D eating a Sloth burger. Xander fell in love with Big D and they made three babies. They called them BatChao, HOOTERS and Wigwam and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Very amusing indeed. Looking forward to everyone else's submissions.

[Leeza]

One day, <b>Xander</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Baloki's arm</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Xander</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that <b>Baloki</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>Chair</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>jelly jar</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Xander</b> quickly ate a <b>plant</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, <b>Loony BoB</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>Raistlin</b>! <b>Loony BoB</b> then threw a <b>speaker</b> in <b>Raistlin's</b> face and shouted <b>"It is cold!"</b> "You son of a <b>computer</b>", shouted <b>Raistlin</b> and retreated.

<b>Loony BoB</b> then went to <b>the beach</b> and saw <b>Del Murder</b> eating a <b>cow</b> burger. <b>Loony BoB</b> fell in love with <b>Del Murder</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>HOOTERS</b>, <b>ShlupQuack</b> and <b>Microwave</b> and lived happily ever after.

[Misfit]

One day, Leeza was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of HOOTERS ear lobe popped up on the screen. Leeza was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that HOOTERS was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the slinky browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded sword porn from the Internet. Leeza quickly ate a stripper in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Psychotic was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Rye! Psychotic then threw a squirrel in Rye's face and shouted "We like the moon!" "You son of a sausage", shouted Rye and retreated.

Psychotic then went to the moon and saw Denmark eating a wombat burger. Psychotic fell in love with Denmark and they made three babies. They called them Shoyku, Immortal and Carpet and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Erdrick Holmes]

One day, Joel was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Misfit's foot popped up on the screen. Joel was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Joel was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the PS2 browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Xbox porn from the Internet. Joel quickly ate a Firefox in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, RSL was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Mecakane! RSL then threw a bandaid in Mecakane's face and shouted "I cut you, you cockroach"! "You son of a baseball bat", shouted Mecakane and retreated.

RSL then went to France and saw Citizen Bleys eating a elephent burger. RSL fell in love with Citizen Bleys and they made three babies. They called them Ansem, Agent Proto and bottle of aspirin and lived happily ever after.

[Del Murder]

One day, Big D was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Yamaneko's pinky toe popped up on the screen. Big D was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Yamaneko was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the toilet browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded baseball bat porn from the Internet. Big D quickly ate a Carney Lansford bobblehead in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, The Captain was walking down the street when he/she bumped into edczxcvbnm! The Captain then threw a Final Fantasy VIII Disc 2 in edczxcvbnm's face and shouted 'I'm leaving the message board forever!' 'You son of a dog dish', shouted edczxcvbnm and retreated.

The Captain then went to Denmark and saw Meat Puppet eating a rooster burger. The Captain fell in love with Meat Puppet and they made three babies. They called them Rusty, Leeza and Maxim and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[Rusty]

The Story:

One day, Misfit was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Divinitys Belly Button popped up on the screen. Misfit was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Divinity was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Playstation browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Vegemite porn from the Internet. Misfit quickly ate a Toliet in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Lionheart Griever was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Xander! Lionheart Griever then threw a Rock in Xander's face and shouted "Dont you dare take over the world with Ice cubes!". "You son of a Chicken Nugget", shouted Xander and retreated.

Lionheart Griever then went to Australia and saw Santa eating a Turtle burger. Lionheart Griever fell in love with Santa and they made three babies. They called them Rye, HOOTERS and Trash Compactor and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[SomethingBig]

One day, SomethingBig was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Leeza's hand popped up on the screen. SomethingBig was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Leeza was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Baseball Bat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded popsicle porn from the Internet. SomethingBig quickly ate a Hamburger in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rainecloud was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Dr Unne! Rainecloud then threw a duckbill in Dr Unne's face and shouted You China...! "You son of a building", shouted Dr Unne and retreated.

Rainecloud then went to Alaska and saw Shoyku eating a blue-footed booby burger. Rainecloud fell in love with Shoyku and they made three babies. They called them sephxangel, Joel and Dungheap and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Heh. That was fun.

[DMKA]

One day, Ansem was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Del Murder's Ass popped up on the screen. Ansem was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Del murder was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Coffee Cup browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Cordless Phone porn from the Internet. Ansem quickly ate a Sack of Potatoes in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Agent Proto was walking down the street when he bumped into Joel! Agent Proto then threw a Toilet in Joel's face and shouted "My Fellow Americans"! "You son of a Gay Pride Flag!", shouted Joel and retreated.

Agent Proto then went to Disneyland and saw Yamaneko eating a Panther burger. Agent Proto fell in love with Yamaneko and they made three babies. They called them TheAbominatrix, Leeza and Dr Pepper Can and lived happily ever after.

The end.

The sack of potatoes shocked me because it fit perfectly and made sense. xD

[SomethingBig]

In another part of the world, Agent Proto was walking down the street when he bumped into Joel! Agent Proto then threw a Toilet in Joel's face and shouted "My Fellow Americans"!

HAHAHAHAHA XD XD Wow, that part's great. 5 thumbs up.

[square_is_the_best]

One day, SITB(me) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Ansem’s big toe popped up on the screen. SITB was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Ansem was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the phone book browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded controller porn from the Internet. SITB quickly ate a car in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rainecloud was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Cloud_Strife_X! Rainecloud then threw a Frisbee in Cloud_Strife_X’s face and shouted Yo quiero tu madre! "You son of a lamp post", shouted Cloud_Strife_X and retreated.

Rainecloud then went to Spira and saw SomethingBig eating a Bengal Tiger burger. Rainecloud fell in love with SomethingBig and they made three babies. They called them Del Murder, Xander and couch and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[-N-]

*changes title to EoFF Madlibs*

One day, Kishi was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of KB's elbow popped up on the screen. Kishi was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that KB was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Dollar browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded envelope porn from the Internet. Kishi quickly ate a TV in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, PG was walking down the street when he bumped into eest! PG then threw a horseradish in eest's face and shouted "Death! We are surrounded by it!" "You son of a lemur", shouted eest and retreated.

PG then went to inside POD's bowels and saw FoA eating a duck-billed platypus burger. PG fell in love with FoA and they made three babies. They called them Big D, The Captain and Hungry Hungry Hippos and lived happily ever after.

The end.

*I really wish I was kidding about the Big D / Captain thing, but I really did pick those names. Their subliminal influence grows!
*Same thing with the lemur. I really picked lemur. You and your damn example, Rainecloud.

edit: [q="Del"]The Captain then threw a Final Fantasy VIII Disc 2 in edczxcvbnm's face and shouted 'I'm leaving the message board forever!'[/q]
Hilarious.

[Daryl]

One day, Tsunami Bren was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Kawaii Ryûkishi's left foot popped up on the screen. Tsunami Bren was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Kawaii Ryûkishi was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Pen browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded CD porn from the Internet. Tsunami Bren quickly ate a taco in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Dr Unne was walking down the street when he bumped into Gau! Dr Unne then threw a shell in Gau's face and shouted "I'm a cucumber!" "You son of a school bus", shouted Gau and retreated.

Dr Unne then went to The Basement and saw Leeza eating a cat burger. Dr Unne fell in love with Leeza and they made three babies. They called them Cid, ShlupQuack and Chair and lived happily ever after.

[bennator]

One day, <b>Sean</b> was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of <b>Dr Unne's</b> <b>Eyebrow</b> popped up on the screen. <b>Sean</b> was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that <b>Dr Unne</b> was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the <b>Magazine</b> browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded <b>Airplane</b> porn from the Internet. <b>Sean</b> quickly ate a <b>glass</b> in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, <b>Bleys</b> was walking down the street when he/she bumped into <b>bennator</b>! <b> Bleys</b> then threw a <b>bomb</b> in <b>bennator's</b> face and shouted <b>"I ish too drunk to talk"</b>! "You son of a <b>Computer</b>", shouted <b>bennator</b> and retreated.

<b>Bleys</b> then went to <b>The dark side of the moon</b> and saw <b>Fuzakeru</b> eating a <b>Whale</b> burger. <b>Bleys</b> fell in love with <b>Fuzakeru</b> and they made three babies. They called them <b>Loony Bob</b>, <b>RSL</b> and <b>Hawk</b> and lived happily ever after.

The end.