One day, Jebus was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of CloudDragon's uvula popped up on the screen. Jebus was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that CloudDragon was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Hat browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Car porn from the Internet. Jebus quickly ate a Marionette in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Rye was walking down the street when she bumped into prinzeofdarknez! Rye then threw a cup in princeofdarknez's face and shouted "I eat tires!" "You son of a skittle", shouted princeofdarknez and retreated.

Rye then went to Texas and saw fire_of_avalon eating a dog burger. Rye fell in love with fire_of_avalon and they made three babies. They called them Strider, Baloki, and Box and lived happily ever after.

The End