The Story:

One day, Rye was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of Psychotic's evil toenail fungus popped up on the screen. Rye was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that Psychotic was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the haggard corn of doom browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded old, fat guy plumber buttcrack porn from the Internet. Rye quickly ate a cleverly disguised kitty cat in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, VaShYmAn was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Baloki! VaShyMaN then threw an old pair of grandfather's boxers in Baloki's face and shouted "Who's bed has your boots been under?!!" "You son of a finely cut piece of sasuage!", shouted Baloki and retreated.

VaShYmaN then went to someplace over the rainbow and saw Fuzakeru eating a diseased penguin burger. VaShYmAn fell in love with Fuzakeru and they made three babies. They called them Kirobaito, Meat Puppet, and Xander and lived happily ever after.

The end.

O_o;; Wow. -shrugs- I ended up with Myles so I'm good with it . . . except the diseased penguin meat burger I ate.