My personal highlights so far:

[QQ=Cloud_99]The Captain then went to Hell and saw Devilmaykickass eating a mongolian tusoc moth burger.[/QQ]

[QQ=Loony BoB]Psychotic then threw an electric toothbrush in ShlupQuack's face and shouted "Sometimes I think of you naked and I touch myself!"[/QQ]

[QQ=Fuzakeru]It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded old, fat guy plumber buttcrack porn from the Internet.[/QQ]

I'm pleased with the results thus far.

EDIT BY BoB: Hey, that was me that posted that, not Psy. *credit-hog*