One day, (Del Murder) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Citizen Bleys) (Finger) popped up on the screen. (Del Murder) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Citizen Bleys) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Cup) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (Modem) porn from the Internet. (Del Murder) quickly ate a (Tower) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Dr Unne) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (RSL)! (Dr Unne) then threw a (Pencil) in (RSL's) face and shouted (It's probably a coincidence I picked all guys)! "You son of a (Asphalt)", shouted (RSL) and retreated.

(Dr Unne) then went to (Uranus) and saw (Raistlin) eating a (Goat) burger. (Dr Unne) fell in love with (Raistlin) and they made three babies. They called them (Gau), (Loony BoB) and (Textpad) and lived happily ever after.

The end.