Woah, ok here goes:

> HSBC Debit Card
> Natwest Debit Card
> Mastercard
> O2 Mobile Phone top-up card
> NUS<sup>[1]</sup> Membership card
> Online banking number
> Photocopy card
> The (Scream) Yellow Card<sup>[2]</sup>
> Student Rail Discount Card
> Small photo of my sister
> Several passport photos of me
> Birth Certificate
> approx £1.23 in loose change
> House key
> Locker key for work
> Clock card from last job.
> 2 items of a personal *cough* nature

[1] National Union of Students, in England
[2] It's a pub discount card for certain student-oriented bars!

I am no longer a student >.<