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Thread: Where does Fat Chocobo put the items you give him?

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    Default Where does Fat Chocobo put the items you give him?

    I think he eats them.

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    Belly. In the better translation, doesnt he make a puking sound when you take things back?

    Who the hell would trust a giant bird in a random forest that eats your stuff?

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    of course its in his belly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    Who the hell would trust a giant bird in a random forest that eats your stuff?
    Good question!

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    He eats them, and then gets stuck in his rectum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    Belly. In the better translation, doesnt he make a puking sound when you take things back?
    Yes. That bird swallows your items, then regurgitates them on command. His fondness for ingesting everything from potions to suits of armour to "smut" magazines undoubtedly accounts for his considerable girth.

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    In his big, fat, belly.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    I think that he swallows your items, but I'm not really sure that he regurgitates them...

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    What's up with all this hating on fat chocobos, man? Just because the bird is fat, ya'll got to assume that he swallows things like swords, shields, and potions? Then he somehow, magically, is supposed to regurgitate it up like a slob, yet maintain their pristine condition?

    You're all sick!

    Obviously, the fat chocobo is a glutton, but give him a rest. Obviously, this bit about keeping all these valuable items safe, and not stealing them or charging you, is a sign that he wants to be a better person. Er, creature.
    He's very popular; he's rich, and he's your friend. He knows that he is too bulky to survive as a Light Warrior, but he's offering his services to help you store your items practically for free. All he wants in return is a carrot. (He's hoping that a carrot diet, one at a time, will help him to lose some weight.)

    Yet you, who were so immensley helped by him, still have to bash him like this. Ya'll are the pigs.

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    Don't insult the Fat Chocobo, guys! He was very useful in FF3j, and his trademark music is very cool. Anyway, I think he has a bottomless bag within him, and the bag is even larger than your item storage. Then you can always choose which items will come out of him. If he ate and puked them, don't you think the items would be in a bad condition and probably all covered in all kinds of slime and acid (eww...)? And a point to make: have you ever noticed that the Fat Chocobos disappeared in FF5 and the FFs after that, right after you got infinite storage space to your own characters?
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    Get in my belly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by omnitarian
    Try feeding him a dagger >=D

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    whats up with that pic is it a ffIV hack or something it has the wrong ppl in it
    what?!, huh?!, DUDE!

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    yeah, what is up with that pic?

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