Yes, it's a game. But, it's not a game that involves endless pages of spam. In fact, it's a very constructive, entertaining and downright amusing game that I'm sure you'll all love (except of course for those of you who are 100% logical and don't know how to have a good time).

The Rules:

I) Either grab a pen and a piece of paper, or open a notepad file on your desktop.

II) Don't read the story below. If you read the story before you've completed the word task, it'll completely ruin the game. The reason the outcome will be amusing is because you have no idea what's going to happen, and the story ends up being totally insane and illogical.

III) On your paper/notepad file, come up with the following things and write/type them down:
A) Seven People (preferably EoFF members, or it won't make sense to us).
B) Six Objects (Any random object, but in the singular sense. IE - Penguin, not Penguins).
C) One Body Part.
D) One Sentence of Speech (IE - "You son of a lemur" or "I like President Bush").
E) One Place (a restaurant, landmark, country...anything).
F) One Animal.

IV) Read the story, and insert your words into the blanks (according to the number in the space). Eg - Put your #3 person into the blank that says #3 in the story and so on. The same applies to the objects and speech.

V) Paste your finished story into the box and reply to this thread. Easy!











The Story:

One day, (Person 1) was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of (Person 2's) (Body Part 1) popped up on the screen. (Person 1) was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that (Person 2) was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the (Object 1) browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded (Object 2) porn from the Internet. (Person 1) quickly ate a (Object 3) in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, (Person 3) was walking down the street when he/she bumped into (Person 4)! (Person 3) then threw a (Object 4) in (Person 4's) face and shouted (Speech)! "You son of a (Object 5)", shouted (Person 4) and retreated.

(Person 3) then went to (Place) and saw (Person 5) eating a (Animal) burger. (Person 3) fell in love with (Person 5) and they made three babies. They called them (Person 6), (Person 7) and (Object 6) and lived happily ever after.

The end.



An Example:

My Words:
People: 1) ShlupQuack 2) The Man 3) Raistlin 4) Xander 5) Loony BoB 6) HOOTERS 7) Leeza.
Objects: 1) Razor Blade 2) Beach Ball 3) Stapler 4) Catsuit 5) Hot Air Balloon 6) Bleys' Crotch.
Body Part: Kneecap.
Sentence of Speech: "Cheese is overrated".
Place: Finland.
Animal: Cute Furry Kitten.

So, my story would be as follows:

One day, ShlupQuack was browsing EoFF, when all of a sudden, a giant picture of The Man's Kneecap popped up on the screen. ShlupQuack was horrified, and quickly clicked the "Close" button on his/her INTERNET EXPLORER browser.

It turns out that The Man was using a new browser from the creators of Mozilla, and it was called the Razor Blade browser. It wasn't a very good browser, and it automatically downloaded Beach Ball porn from the Internet. ShlupQuack quickly ate a Stapler in an attempt to get over the shock.

In another part of the world, Raistlin was walking down the street when he/she bumped into Xander! Raistlin then threw a Catsuit in Xander's face and shouted "Cheese is overrated!" "You son of a Hot Air Balloon", shouted Xander and retreated.

Raistlin then went to Finland and saw Loony BoB eating a Cute Furry Kitten burger. Raistlin fell in love with Loony BoB and they made three babies. They called them HOOTERS, Leeza and Bleys' Crotch and lived happily ever after.

The end.

Go on, have a go. It's good fun.