Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
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Shadow Nexus - I believe this is your creation. If so, kudos to you, you rock (except that your opinions suck). If not - thank you for bringing this here.
Well, it is mine. At least the parody in this post, because the web site is...real. And worst of all...it's serious. No, no, I am not kidding, Republican ketchup REALLY exists. Commie Ketchup dosen't exist until I decide to found it. We'll have varieties, one with Saramago and one with Stalin, for liberal communists and super-authoritarian vulgar socialists: Basically they have in common the fact thery're enemies of USA, you know, and thats cool, cause you know, it's like, man, USA sucks, dude, you know, it's like...mah, man, it just sucks, DUDE! Avril Lavinge dosen't like it either, dude, cause man, she has all this anarchy signs, dude, that makes her sooo cool, cause it's rebel. I think we'll have Avril Lavinge ketchup too.

Now we need slogans for Commie Ketchup. This are the ideas:

1) By red, for reds, IN RED
2) The only truly red ketchup
3) The best sauce for freedom!
4) The ambrosia against alienated work
5) Marx loved it. Do you?
6) Heart blood from heart bleeding liberals


My next project is Ketchup in Woe, the only ketchup for goths. Black coloured and with spikes, it makes whiny sounds when you press it. The slogan could be "Better than wrist cuting" or "Feed your angst".

Then we can have gay ketchup, because you know, if gay energy drink exists, why can't a tasty rainbow colored ketchup?

This is my great project, my slogan: A person, a ketchup. Ketchup for all different types of people, from post-modern art ketchup to rastafari ketchup, including Jesus Died For Your Sins Ketchup, Al Quaeda Super Spicy Ketchup, Chick.com Ketchup, KKK Ketchup, Pope Sauce, White Power Ketchup...hell...WE CAN EVEN HAVE EOFF KETCHUP! Or...things like...Big D and The Captain Fan Club Ketchup...

And then I will create a race of atomic supermen and take over the world.